Monday, October 29, 2007

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7:19 - 7:18

Bree had left for the front. Many adventurers had done. Requests for recruitment in the city, Wallace, became more pressing. The dead on the battlefield increased by the hour, the army of the kingdom was able to push the forces of the Crimson Skull up before the walls of Keremish. But the fleet of flying Wallace was forced to withdraw after the assault Kalfyra steering wheel, which had damaged most of the vessels. In short, fierce fighting followed one another just below the walls of their city ... Blood soaked the ground and was having a domino Melpheron ... the group was trying to be useful doing something else. That is looking more essedreel, they needed to embed the gems of Armadale. A look that probably thought they finish in the afternoon of that day ...

Lucian went to the Mages Guild of Wallace, whose headquarters was a huge tower in the fragmented pieces are held up suspended in the air surrounded by a magical force field. Two magicians, who were conversing in front of the tower in the shadow of its guardian protectors, accepted the request of the ranger and accompanied by Ady, the magician of the transcripts. Ady's room was a mess that only magic could make it worse. Stills, books, sextant, vials, scrolls, slow ... it seemed that all the equipment that a magician could have the same fluttering slowly, without gravity, in the study. Ady floated himself cross-legged, near the ceiling, carefully reading a tome levitating in front of him. Lucian went being careful not to step on everything that was on the ground. "What guy?" He asked the magician. Ady was a tiny little man in his fifties, with unkempt beard and curly hair overgrown, kept at bay by a ridiculous hat with ear bud. He moved his glasses from his nose to see who had entered. "My name is Lucian ... I come to ask questions ... I need information."

Meanwhile Dewen Krison and were again entered in the library of the cathedral, in search of information, too. Dewen was impatient, the situation was critical, but you lose time doing other things.

Ady came in the room of Carden. The witch had fled Keremish and was aware of what was happening but did not seem worried about the outcome of the war. Neither the fact that Bree was resurrected. Or his father died. Lucian had consulted Baltar, a copper dragon that seemed to ally the guild of magicians, who had cleared several hypotheses about the shard. Thousand signs, thousands of cases, a thousand details of a puzzle that did not seem herself together. Leaving the guild Lucian went to the meeting with his teammates. Decided they could Keremish wait. It also essedreel higher. Even the shard. Lucian pulled out an old list of requests for adventurers who seemed to propose missions to their height ... There was a hermit who had visions about an artifact of Hyssiris ... they went to the tavern of the "pig shin", where the cleric had stopped to seek help. The hermit was a ragged
smelly, dirty hair and beard, dirty trousers, look possessed. She spoke with softness. He had reduced his room to a sort of makeshift place of meditation and were five days that did not pay the bill. Dewen paid his debt for him. The ascetic interpreted it as a sign of the will of synth. They asked the dream, and he told terrified of a cave, nightmares of a thousand forms, a powerful magical energy that emanated from something concealed under there. He said that a couple of groups of adventurers before him, had listened to his ravings and were headed there, but had not returned. It was a complex of natural caves that rose in the east, near the border with the desert, caves Yundros. It had nothing to pay them, could only give them a clue, and one in particular seemed important: a cylindrical slot in which to put the arm strength.

Since the mission was poorly paid, terribly dangerous and absolutely unnecessary for those concerning their duty to the city of Keremish, the adventurers jumped upon their horses and headed immediately toward the caves. All of them felt like to have in my hands a puzzle that would not back together ... because they were going in search of an artifact of Hyssiris? What cares? Bree was dying in battle, Kalfyra ruled over a city that was increasingly prey to Melpheron. Chased away these thoughts as if they were the result of a mental evil influence. No, no ... We are adventurers. We are an adventure. After a day's gallop on horseback, arrived at a small oasis in the prairie steppe ... a pond, a grove of shrubs, a waterfall. It all seemed so nice.

Friday, October 26, 2007

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The room where the disk levitating power rested after the long descent was lit by floating magic crystals that radiated a cold bluish light the circular space. The blood spilled on the floor took on a purple and seemed already inlaid marble. The bodies of the thirty champions sent to defend the sacred relic was lying on the ground, battered by powerful blows of sword and rapier cuts precise.
the door that opened on the opposite side of the room appeared Vanagard followed by four hairy energumenti two meters high, each brandishing a large gun-shaped stone with a sword but more like a rock club.
"I remember you ... - he said Vanagard - I recognize your scent to ... two of you in particular, is very familiar ... Who are you? "
" We are those who have completely against your group, and that you are defeated before the shrine of the temple of a synth Keremish "The Lucian refresh your memory.
" Keremish ... - Reflects the researcher crystals - Yes, I remember ... at the time I was looking for a power crystal very powerful ... the Crimson Skull. "His eyes narrowed in a completely white amused expression:" Now I have other goals, other priorities. "
He turned to one of the thugs who followed him, and handed him a bag." Porta these gems safe. To them I think. "Then he began to take off the hood off. Gordianus but did not give him time loaded him wielding adamantium Stigma and struck one of his best shot. The shrill sound of swords crossed in the air froze the room: Vanagard had parried the blow with his sword: a sword of essedreel more powerful set with different gems. Krison recognized him as soon as it drew ... it was Nebras , the sword of Quahad . Vanagard he boasted. "Another valuable object found in the temple when he was robbed of Keremish his gem ... I did not need, but I pithing so that we can embed all those that were useful to me. Now is an excellent weapon." Even Lucian
and Ivan moved out, while Krison usual gave their support spells and upgrading. Dewen whirled in the air over the head of Vanagard and landed on one of the thugs who still stood motionless behind their leader. In another stunt he tried to grab the bag of gems, but it was not so easy.
Vanagard had an impenetrable defense. The shots were deflected by Lucian by rapid blows of the sword, and the swords of mighty Gordianus and Ivan rarely circumventing its parades and his ability to dodge. Dewen picked up the bag and pirouette in the room, trying to get away from the researcher of crystals, but Vanagard she could instantly sense the presence of the gems. Bounced himself on a couple of columns by jumping over the heads of the warriors that they were tightening in combat, and turned all her stored up Dewen, pinning him to the floor. Gordianus is ruthless against the bodyguards of Vanagard and annihilated, Ivan reached their leader and with a quick series of shots it was over.

"We have recovered Armadale, let's go." Said Lucian.
"But no, - Krison stopped him - we're very close to the shrine, just bring us in there, take the weapons we need to embed essedreel armadale ... surely there are weapons and that surely can not take without asking the allowed the temple ... there are just over ten thousand magical traps that the priests of Wallace's most important temple will be set up to protect their most powerful magic items ... then we have not even experienced thieves, so it will be a walk. "
Here, Krison not say it is these exact words, but the sense was that. The beauty is that everyone agreed with him, and walked in the corridor precedes the reliquary.
The first trap was a warning . Holograms High Priestess of the three that made up the holy trinity materialized in front of them, asking what they were doing. Passing over fool, update the group on what had happened in the past minutes: Viglis was defeated by Kalfyra, and the triad was not compromised further multiply the victims. He would get back the body of Night, with all their equipment. The adventurers were then immediately called back to the surface. Returned to Kalfyra

Night, the dragon away from the city immediately, before the forces of the kingdom could be unleashed against her. Adventurers sought the right to use the buds of Armadale, and safe in a cloister of the temple was asked to resurrect the sacred all'artefatto High Priestess Bree. The formerly known as Keeper of Worship thanked him coldly, shocked to learn that her city had fallen, there was a war at the gates of Keremish Kalfyra and was elected governor absolute. He retired to his rooms, leaving the rest group.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

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7.17 - Three streets and a decision

Once Gordianus Dewen Abber and recovered possession of life and its equipment, all moved into the next room, where five high-ranking priests were gathered in a circle around a sphere. Thanks to the magic of light, the sphere projected images that ran inside the walls of the room also spherical in shape. It was like being inside a giant crystal ball, and look at the pictures on the glass inside. Pictures not exactly reassuring. The ball drifted randomly in the battlefield of Keremish, where mercenaries and who knows what demons conjured up by remote corner of the multiverse Allied troops were massacred. The army of Wallace looked at a serious disadvantage, despite what the five priests in the room seemed to know what they did and continue to plan the battle by sending messages through the magic sphere, which were perceived by the generals who tried to put them into practice immediately.
in the highest, the airships of the kingdom were clashing with the small fleet of the city usurped by Kalfyra. Huge sailing ships in the ocean and roaring flames rushed to the battlefield corpses and debris rained continuously glowing. The magicians threw their magic without stopping, while the priests are sliced \u200b\u200bto move between lines healing the wounds of comrades in distress. Lightning and fireballs exploding everywhere as weapons and armor clashed with a crash. The ground was already soaked in blood, mangled bodies, armor dented, ash and metal.
"We suffered heavy losses. - Viglis said, addressing the adventurers have just entered - but we're trying to fall back in defense limiting the damage."
"I know that kind of demon ..." Kryson was commenting.
"If you are going to join our forces on the battlefield, we'll be grateful." He made the guardian of the cult.
"There is also an attack in the course of the relics in the room?" It reminded Lucian.
"Yes, but the room is well protected by mechanisms devastating magic and traps. In addition, we have just sent there under thirty of our men. "
The group gathered for a few seconds. Armadale was in danger, it would be better to go immediately to control." All right, - said Viglis, calling him a champion - you follow, will lead to underground relics, where guards Armadale. "

were about to leave the room when the pictures became less sharp on the ball, then more and more blurred. Eventually they disappeared altogether." What? "exclaimed one of the priests, attacking the ball with his holy rod. ... The ball was rekindled showing serious and menacing gaze Kalfyra. The dragon lady took off his cap, showing the face of the man who loved to take shape. He was in front of the temple, shrine, under the canopy of multicolored glass. The sun, filtered through stained glass windows, was not enough to hurt her. Behind her two bodyguards had already torn the clerics who dared to approach. Kalfyra looked straight at the ball, the ferocity in his eyes was emphasized by the vertical cuts above and below them. He stretched his fingers clawed grasp and seemed almost the image of who was watching her. When clenched his fist, the ball in the middle of the room was shattered, crushed like a dark force.
"Kalfyra is where things get complicated .... - Remarks Viglis - I have to go for it."
So telling the Guardian of Worship left the room. One of essays was placing a new sphere on the pedestal. The adventurers were now in front of three options: to follow Viglis Kalfyra, descend into the shrine to protect Armadale, or helping the forces of Wallace in the battle against the mercenaries of the Crimson Skull. They decided to stop
who was trying to take control of Armadale.

Viglis While he was preparing for battle. The temple was shaking and cries of terror coming from the main entrance. The priestesses of the sacred triad had given the order to attack the dragon vampire, but many would be killed before he could defeat him. The champion led them to a lift of levitating force, and took leave. They climbed on the platform of magical energy, the which began its long descent towards the shrine.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

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7.16 - War!

Teleportation worked. A light, a flash, and the band instantly found himself in front of the Basilica of Wallace. The shrine covered the basilica, topped by an enormous stained glass windows of time and usually full of beggars and members of synth.
This time no.
A swarm of cries of pain, confusion, blurred, a cloud of moans and screams at a later reached the ears of adventurers, showering them all at once. The marble of the shrine were completely covered in rags, ground and blood stained clothes, pieces of armor, weapons ... and injured people, rattling, calling for help. Clerics of synth running from one side of the square trying to stabilize the wounded as quickly as possible, then treat them, then make way for new injuries. Continuously lights illuminated the windows of other teleporters, magicians appeared to be clinging to the neck battle with injuries, "soon! Need help!" abandoning the wounded and disappeared again, to return to the front. Paladins coordinate the forces "out there, it is to cauterize a limb! Bring out the stretcher! Here we need a healer, now!" In the chaos
a cleric came to the group. "Where are your injuries?"
Krison rose from the ground. With hands embraced the bodies of Night, and of Gordianus Dewen, that lay gutted on the ground. The priest saw him get up and looked down that he was treading on offal. "I do not think there is nothing to be done for them!" He said.
"We're wounded." Lucian pointed out. The priest snorted, some were crying for his involvement. "Okay, I will send the healers, but none of you is in danger of dying. Look around: there is an ongoing battle. The Crimson Skull mercenaries have uploaded the army in the plain east of Keremish, against all odds .

Veglis appeared in the top of the stairs of the temple. He looked very worried, look towards the sanctuary teeming with the wounded as if it were not the problem. The avvenurieri the approached and explained two of their comrades, killed, and Night.
"You have brought Night, here? Now?" Viglis cried in terror. "Do you realize what you did? Kalfyra not hesitate to come back mate!"
In fact, Wallace break to attack the temple was an opportunity that the church could easily exclude synth. A dragon was not a threat to the city's defenses. Of course, if he tried, hundreds of people have died, adding to the dead already piled up on the battlefield in the south of the continent.
"Guardian of the Cult! - A champion came running to the priestess - Our champions have reached relics of the room, but we do not have to send reinforcements to their aid. "
" What's going on? "Churches Krison.
" There is an ongoing attack. Researchers crystals, Armadale want to recover. "Lit
Lucian." Armadale? The Orion group is able to recover the crystals from Monsignor Diovidis? "
Viglis nodded with a nod." But someone has been informed of the theft, and the mercenaries were sent to retrieve the artifact. Our forces are deployed in defense of the holy triad, we have more troops to be assigned to the task. "
" Can we go we. "Propose Lucian bravely." But some of our comrades have fallen. "
Viglis gave the order to bring their bodies in the halls of resuscitation. The body was kept overnight in one of those rooms. The priests and transported Gordianus Dewen altars where they were resuscitated. The Guardian of the Cult went off: "As soon as you can, raggiungetemi in the hall of a crystal ball." Followed by a few champions moved to an adjacent room.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

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7.15 - Oath of Planet

When they came down into the well again realized that there was no passage to be searched. The shard was there in that room. The mechanism was used simply to lower the water level to the emergence of small stone platforms suspended now floating in the middle of the huge cave.
Lucian, flying thanks to his magic ring, his comrades carried the rock levitating largest and highest of all. On it, magic button, revolved in the air a few inches from the ground the shard. It was a piece of rock encrusted with crystals and completely covered with magical runes ... and it was intact. The shard of the underground complex of underground Keremish was unstable and projecting power outside of himself, but had probably been damaged. This was intact, and rested here for centuries. Just as his guardian.
A few steps from the shard, almost to the edge of the platform of rock, a circle of magic symbols lit up, bringing to life a creature who lived in temporal stasis for hundreds years, with a duty to protect the magic seal in case of danger.
The figure rose to his knees and opened his long feathered wings, a uniform gray ash and deadly, then leaned against a long sword with two hands taller than a man with majesty and stood up. It was a Planeta, a heavenly angelic forms. His profile does not serve to make women less threatening figure: Bluish skin, eyes, pearls, bald, almost three meters high ... turned the sword to the intruders, spreading throughout its length.
"I have the task of protecting this shard cost of living. Go away, before it is too late."
"Your job now is useless! - He said Lucian - The shard is useless. This plan is being destroyed by the forces of Nephandum. "
The angel shook his bright eyes and said, advancing a step," that is useless or not, I have sworn to do my duty and will complete my mission. "
"Who gave you this assignment? Can you remember their names? "He asked the ranger.
" I do not remember their names ... - Said the Planeta and atavistic memories resurface in the mind - It was powerful magicians ... Many of them ... Meeting for a noble purpose. I defend their dream. "

For some minutes the group discussed what to do. Breaking even this opponent? Abandon the mission? But they were really so sure that those seals off would lead to anything good? Indecision, turned around and went back to the surface. Where they had a bitter surprise: Kalfyra .
"Thank you sir, I think we found the entrance." Said the voice of a creepian from the neck of the dragon. Kalfyra had come this far. She herself, and had brought its rider. The mighty dragon pearl neck bent to the ground pulling down the creepian. Immediately he evokes a twilight magic that would protect himself and the vampire from the light of sunset long, able to hurt them even if not for long.
"I know your faces. - Shooting the warrior. - You are the allies that Bree Kalfyra spared. I thought you had disappeared from circulation. They call me Night , nice to meet you. "
" You what are you doing here? "Asked Gordianus.
" Destroy the shard. "Unveiled creepian outspoken. Meanwhile, Kalfyra behind him taking shape human and approached his companion.
"may destroy the shard is not the right thing to do." Lucian whispered to his companions, then turned to the current sovereign Keremish and its rider: "Please, go ahead. The shard and below. "
Kalfyra instantly reverted to being a dragon, rose on its hind legs and fell all his weight on the mausoleum, making him collapse inside the cave below. The dragon opened his wings, rose into the air while the echoing roar of the fall in the plain. As soon as the dust and debris were deposited, the guardian of the shard emerged from the cave with the sword unsheathed, and a fierce look on her face painted. "You have brought the other allies!" Thundered against the adventurers. "No! - Lucian is justified - we are your allies!"
"I think the guardian, - planned Kalfyra impressive voice - you dealt with them."
Night drew the sword. Tattoos crimson bill of note shone on her skin translucent and gray, tense muscles while preparing for confrontation. Five to one, but did not seem to creepian fear. "Do not make me angry ... you should know the power of these tattoos ..." Suggested slyly. As soon as Kalfyra and the angel had disappeared in the sky, night railed against the member of the weaker and more exposed. Everyone had gathered around Krison slyly, that the creepian had not stopped betting with the big sword serrated ... But at the last the warrior threw up Dewen. The blow with such force that the ground under the feet of the thief got up in the air. The sword Dewen struck in the chest, broke the rib cage, lifted the entrails in the air and flew into the sky flesh and blood of the poor victim. Dewen's body fell to the ground lifeless. The tattoos on the skin Night began to glow with a sinister light. The creepian turned bloodthirsty.
"Do not give them escape!" Ivan suggested. The warriors threw themselves on him trying to shoot it down as quickly as possible, but despite the terrifying Night hits collections, did not stop her eyes shine with fierceness. Swung the sword so powerful and delivers two blows on the body of the suit he wore Gordianus leaned right into him. The second shot, gutted the champion on the field, scattering the remains. Night had time to turn around and strike a blow even with Ivan, but the warrior was subject to his rage and roaring with their faces turned in the wolverines unloaded creepian enough to send to Hell a giant sword. Night fell on the ground between the innards of the opponents who had managed to kill in just a few seconds. The same people who, apparently, was enough to Kalfyra to get rid of guardian: the body of the angel fell down from the sky crashing to the ground.

"We must go away from here that we can not do it against Kalfyra!" Kryson said while gathering the remains of his two friends around the lifeless body of Night. His friends gathered around the magician. A second later, the transporter them vanished elsewhere.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

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7.14 - The cave flooded

The plaque in memory of 28 fallen soldiers from synth to give battle to the lich who lived below was still standing. A polished stone on which was affixed a shiny metal plate, engraved with the names of all those brave men. The interior of the small underground temple had been tidied, cleaned and coated, in order to make a decent mausoleum. On the back of the room had been placed in memory of the bas-reliefs of the battle.

Lucian went and examined the environment. There were sheep droppings a bit 'everywhere, the pastor who lived near to the value of memory seemed not to care. Together with Gordianus discovered that a part of the floor sounded empty. With a little 'effort lifted the slabs of gray stone that formed the floor. Beneath one of them, down a dark and narrow pit. Krison threw a torch into the pit, and saw off the water.
The water was not exactly the best item to move, especially if it is loaded with metal armatures and dozens of pounds of equipment. The magic of Krison solved some problems, but when he began to slide Gordianus plunged in total darkness with no way out of the well.
The Paladin evoked one of his magical powers, and lit up. Underground space at the end of the shaft was opened revealing a huge underground cavity is completely filled with water. The silence, the cold and darkness enveloped Gordianus deep, he could not penetrate the darkness that enveloped him for more than three meters. While others were preparing to join him, a huge creature of the deep noticed a champion of light that floated into his hole. Unrolling loops awoke from his slumber in his mouth and a source of infernal heat began to burn. The snake slid into the depths of darkness and silence like a knife in oil. Gordianus noticed it on only when the creature opened its huge jaws to swallow him, and mezzodrago came face to face with a glowing mass of entrails that throbbed with fire and flames even if immersed in water colder.
Ivan saw the light of Gordianus disappear. He realized that something had attacked him and walked toward him. Lucian, knowing that Genesis would work in the dark and under water, fired on the serpent of the abyss. The magic bullets Genesis overcame Ivan speed and penetrated hard in hot flesh of the monster. Gordianus meanwhile opened a road out, tearing the stomach of the snake. Being the champion is twisted and wrapped in a swirl of flames so intense that explode in the water, but after a couple of well-aimed blow breathed his last and fell heavily to the bottom.

mates helped Gordianus to go up.
"There must be a change ... - hypothesized Lucian - ... leading to the Shard. We must look for him."
dived again. Dewen found something, a sort of wheel of stone engraved with strange symbols. They were lucky, because the magic was not enough light to illuminate the underwater environment. Strongly the wheel, and noticed that the current water was sucked away. Unfortunately, their expectations were disappointed: the cave is not emptied, and remained in the dark and water. They found the tube that was open for a few minutes, and seemed to have closed automatically ... However Gordianus failed to reopen it (in fact, broke the wheel with which it had opened a bit earlier). Convinced that this was the passage that would lead them to the Shard, joined together to open it ... and they succeeded. The current sucked them away along the duct for different hundreds of meters. At the end of the race, they spat out from a cliff on the south coast of the continent.
Dewen grabbed the flight to a shrub.
"Where are we now?" He wondered Krison rising in flight. The answer was not long in coming. An angry farmer threatened them with guns they went to his property, and drove them away roughly. Walking back to the temple, which was at a quarter of an hour's drive north.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

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7.13 - The new course of events

The chief priests gathered at the Basilica of intelligent synth examined the artifacts recovered from the adventurers. Meanwhile Viglis commissioned another group to come down in the forge, and when the wind was not anger was still there, to destroy it. "I do not think that the undead will remain in that place. You took away the treasures that guarded the souls of those who had managed to become magic items, and now has no reason to haunt these halls." He explained the guardian of the cult.
When the council took its decision, Viglis her back to the owners of the artifacts:
"These objects imprison the soul of people who were once alive. I'm trapped in this way for centuries, some of them have never even left Forge. The priests will allow you to take with you items, but the souls of those who request it will be released ... and will stand forever. "
Atharas Lord, the coat worn by Kimara, was the first to want to get rid of the false life in which he had thought it possible to realize his dream ... back to cross the boundaries between floors. Even Bastet, the dryad Shield Ivan decided he reunited with the soul of his slain comrade was the best thing to do. Priests get everything ready for the ceremony. "Then there are the stick and gloves Raske Assassin ... - continued Viglis - The Board decided that we can not let go. They are objects too dangerous, bad-tempered and prone to evil. Kept them in the temple, so that no could ever use it. "

They spent a few days. Kimara decided to separate from the group. The distance from his plane of origin was heard every day, plus Mara was now in his life. He thanked the adventurers to the experiences together, then turned away from Wallace. Others sought a new partner to replace Kimara adventures. At the end of the day only two candidates seemed to be tailored to the needs of the group: Johanna, an adventurous and provocative shapes from almost zero capability and a half-elf named Dewen . Eventually they decided to take with them Dewen.

The army of Wallace was three days from now Keremish. The headliner of the city by high walls, could already see it approaching from the east, down the plain. "Believe it or not to join Sinthia forces and lay siege to the city? "asked someone." There is still time ... "said another." And we have many other issues to be addressed. "He added a third. They talked about what was more urgent to do. Discover that had happened to the wizards of the Arcane Brotherhood escaped from the collapse of the Cathedral? Investigate sull'abominevole creature that was said he had woken up in step Silberhorn? Sinthia the Basilica of the adventurers had just been acclaimed for having recovered a golem and Mithral a magician in temporal stasis that were abandoned in the cathedral of Keremish. Maybe they could find a way to reactivate that golem.
"We can look for the remaining shard ..." Lucian suggested. Before his death, Lord Atharas had given them a valuable clue about it: thanks to Shard three transition plans were merged into one. It was for this reason that the level of mana of the plan was dropped so drastically? It was not the work of synth, which sealed the plans during the Cataclysm? They could find some answers, if those three days were investigated in this regard.
decided to start from the second nearest Keremish Shard, east of the northern chain, on the edge of the plains of Teros. There, where a year ago had just defeated a lich risen.